Aprox 3.30 am on aim...
oes: YOU HAVE BEEN ZERG RUSHED
ivan:no I haven't
oes: Yes you have been zerg rushed I'm in your base killing your mans..
ivan: ok
oes: I'm stealing your minerals
oes: Nothing personal, build more photon cannons next time.
[chihyuec]*pats *name withheld*'s butt*
"I'm tapping ass!"
This is like taking a whole lot of shit, putting it in a blender, and coming out with variables. ~ Tarsis about 21-127
On Dtella:
<chaos> worrms
<silentalias> search fail @ chaos
<~NavyBot> Ouch, that's sharp.
<brian> !announce the big bang theory season 2 episode 15 720p mkv (search "Episode 15 - The Maternal Capacitance")
<*> ~Brownt0wn slaps |silentalias around a bit with a large trout
<QBsneak23> !new
<*> ~perfinion slaps Brownt0wn around a bit with a large salmon
<*> ~Brownt0wn hangs head in shame
<*> ~perfinion laughs maniacally
<*> ~Brownt0wn measures his dick and smiles
<*> ~Brownt0wn yells ANTON LEEBOOOOOOOWWWWIITTTZZZZ
msarnoff: even the people at the [Eat n Park] in squirrel hill are strange. it's like they're all on pills or something
kkilgour: they're all high school students, or failures at life
msarnoff: you just descibed 75% of pittsburgh :-D
J: Yo I am always low on blocks
D: ha, I have 99 blocks
F: And a bitch ain't one
J: Can I convert all my dinex into bitches?
F: keep the late night bitches, they are the best
Sing that song to my ears; my vaginas can't hear!
anonymous 21341 student: have u done 21341 hw?
ulairetoyota: yep
her: i'm completely lost
her: since iddin't listen
her: and don't hav a book
ulairetoyota: can i help with something?
her: hmmmmmmmm, what's group?
ulairetoyota: ouch
cmartens [to gwillen]: "Your armpit smells like ... peaches!"
Random ECE cluster guy: "UNIX is an abomination unto the Lord. People gave us DOS ten years ago!"
-!- kempy [~kempy@c-71-199-114-80.hsd1.pa.comcast.net] has joined #cslounge
<ASCII0x38> no, seriously I'm going to work
<ASCII0x38> no problem here, officer
-!- mode/#lolhat4lyfe [-oooo lokkje SG1 lir muninn] by SG1
< SG1> there we are.
< SG1> wait.
<pcd1> #cslounge is just one giant bondage joke.
<tcauchois> cmu.misc.market.flamewar.singles
"My eyes feel like goth!" - cpride
Misc Market-
WTB Girlfirend: I'm looking for a girlfriend who's about 5'4" tall brown hair, green eyes, size 6 shoes. I'm willing to compromise on the eye color but not height or shoe size. I am willing to pay $5 an hour for the first week but once you get to know me I expect it to be a mutual relationship. Let me know if you fit this description or know anyone who might be interested. I'm really looking forward to this and it can't happen soone enough for me...thanks
Re: WTB Girlfriend: p.s. there will be a formal interview so bring your resume and attire should consist of nothing more than a tie and shoes. Thanks
Re: WTB Girlfriend: I like men...a lot, I WTB boyfriend
Help w/shirt button: I have a shirt with a missing (and critical) button. The button isn't highly unusual, but never having looked for buttons before, I need some help. Any suggestions?
Re-Shirt button: Check under the sofa cushions.
Re-WTB Girlfriend: "I like men... a lot, I WTB boyfriend" -Check under the sofa cushions.
< Slizyboy> although pedophile may be accurate
< Slizyboy> robomancer: :( i don't like being out of ass
"How many tabs do you have open [in Firefox]?" - cmartens
"21.6!" - cpride in a different conversation
"How do you have .6 of a tab?" - mrwright
#Following discussions of "bounded" and "limits"...
<efaust> Math is just one giant dirty bondage joke.
<efaust> If you bash that, I'll kill you.
<pcd1> cmubash.org... contribute....
15-410:
[slightly different handwriting:]
The exam has 8 pages
+2 pages of trig ids
The time is: NOW
- the chalkboard before 15-410 one day, which happened to be right after a calculus class
"Even the /architect/ in the room understands that this is stupid!" - nwf
"Thanks, Wes!" - lea
"It's anime... so if it had content, it would probably be porn." - twizmer
merichar: please don't cum on my pony!!!
< jgrafton> bbbbalso next year I should buy an actual working vacuum
< jgrafton> this one kinda sucks a lot
< jgrafton> er
< jgrafton> not in the good way
jnesky: What should I call this piece?
ghallenb: It's a weasel wearing a scarf playing twister while a crowd of people watch in the sunlight. How about that?
sbobo: I'm dirtier than Christina [Aguilera].
tmartins: I hit you with the puritan whip of shame. *hit hit*
Student: "I'm gonna be all rebellious in the corner . . ."
<clako> lol, my mom *is* hot...
<chihyuec> (Referring to flash drive) Stick it in the USB port.
<mdorko> (Referring to a certain other thing) I don't think /it/ fits.
mjrosenb: Oh man! Oh man! I have new CAT-5 cable! Hot Shit! Its like an angel came in my mouth!
<kdoersch>: My vagina has nothing to do with wizards
oes: [after searching for 5 minutes] Why the hell do I always lose my pencils?
oes: Note to self on paper: "devise method to keep track of pencils"
oes: Arghh...
pyxy: i broke gcc and gdb IN THE SAME DAY!
rstrickl: WELCOME TO A NORMAL DAY IN MR. ROGER'S FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD!
"Everything I said becomes useful at some point. You just have to be patient." -- Prof. Hebert
"Your head must be a confusing place. You know, people pay for that. There are leaves and power..." -- Kesden
gwillen: You know what I hate? Angles in the Bloch sphere. Cause they're all wrong.
gwillen: [to his computer] Son of a bitch!
nwf: Yeeees?
"It's SLASH! Of _course_ it's kinky!" - ssmout@
< nwf> B.b.b.but traffic analysis!
<@mrwright> I ANALyzed your mom's traffic last night!
mszeto: HCI people are really crazy.
jboriss: Like they seem like they'd make really good pies?
mszeto: Yes, human pies.
02:49 < yougotthewrong8> what about my tasty goods!
02:49 < tmoss> my goods are tasty too
02:49 < tmoss> !
< pyxystyx> diet coke is tasty
< pyxystyx> and not immediately lethal
< pyxystyx> and caffeinated
< pyxystyx> thus it fulfills all my requirements
<In a email to a resident>
<piyushg> "I kill bitches."
<chihyuec> "Forwarded to Emily Half"
(at the useless stuff auction)
ehohenst: AW YEAH IT'S DOUBLE SIDED!
note: this was in reference to a lightsaber.
ksubrama: Stop trying to circumcise my screwdriver!
[pwg discussing poor sleeping habits]
pwg: so I guess Marty is the only one who keeps me up all night...
< j4cbo> someone
< j4cbo> buy my fucking printer
< mbrewer> is that anything like buying the farm?
<@mrwright> Yes, but with a printer instead of a farm.
pwg: Knuth arrows! That could be a dong!
zmccord is leaning over ekemp, with both obviously in a state of cuddle. Not much of the proceedings are visible.
zmccord: "...I want to lick it."
all: "..."
ekemp: "...But that's a knife!"
< jomanc> yugioh = insta-puberty
